Reefer Madness Slug Line Possibilities

CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST

IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS

TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO

HOOLIGANS AND WHORES

VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING

THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY

SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING

THE GOOD OL' USA

REEFER MADNESS! REEFER MADNESS!

STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST

IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES

TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO

HOOLIGANS AND WHORES

THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL

BEARS THE CHOKING STENCH OF SIN

IT BURROWS LIKE A WEEVIL

UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN THIS...